Apparently hell froze over last night and I received tentative agreement from Joe Richards (of joeware fame) and Dean Wells (of, uh, hmmm... what IS Dean famous for? Heckling Derek Melber? Drinking?) to speak at DEC 2006 on AD replication internals. They were going to do something on DNS, but after thinking about it Dean realized that joe's only contribution would be to list the reasons why he hates DNS so much. But even at that, it would have been a pretty funny session:
joe: DNS sucks...
Dean: It does not!
joe: Does too.
Dean: Doesn't!
joe: Does!
Dean: You're a bloody wanker!
joe: Ass!
Dean: Poofter!
etc.